Venice Adventures With Hilda

Today, Hilda and me went to Venice. Once again, as it always seems to happen to us, we get approached by weirdos. This time it were three hood n***s (there's no other way to describe them, so excuse my choice of words) and one hood rat chick. She had a "bad" tatted on the back of her left leg and a "bitch" on the back of her right leg. And it was a tattoo a 5-year-old would have drawn better, it looked like children's chicken scratch writing. I don't wanna mess with no bad bitch from the hood lol. All of the guys were tatted, one of them had "power" and "greed" on his hands. Two of them had BIG scars on their arms, never seen scars like that. And the best thing was that all of them were wearing grillz. The one that looked like a hood Jay-Z replaced a missing tooth piece with gold. Holy crap!
"Can we take your pictures? We from Houston, actually I am from Cali, an' we wan' have sum nice lookin' Cali gurls on our pics."
"No, you can not!" The girls starts taking out here phone, shooting pictures, Jay-Z goes on to other girls. After small talk and after they started taking our pictures, Hilda and me go back to our towels.
5 minutes later: "Is it gon' end like this? Really? You ain't gon' gimme your number?", says Jay-Z. Hilda: "No!" They start talking again, Jay-Z really thinking he could get Hilda's number or Hilda to meet him again. The other one two realized they were not gonna talk with us again. The "bad bitch" was just standing around. Jay-Z aks Hilda if she had a boyfriend. When she said she does, he said: "You know what, he can be the entree, Ima be the appetizer." WOW! The one with the "power"-tattoo said: "You good peoples. I can tell." Yes, we are. I don't think they were... He knew we were not going to call them.
After a few more minutes talking about how you can't transport shells from Hawaii to the States, they finally left, Jay-Z blowing kisses at Hilda.
On our way to the car, we pass a black skateboarder with long dreadlocks singing "I wanna get wasted." Once we pass him and he sees Hilda: "Damn! I don't wanna get wasted no mo, I wanna take you out for a drink. Gurl, you don't have to spend nuttin. Damn, these legs." The whole way he was creeping behind and around us starring at poor Hilda.

Another Venice episode: Hilda, Kimmy and I walk down the Ocean Front Walk at Venice and stop at a vendor's stand, Hilda's friend. A black guy comes up to me telling me I'm beautiful and asking where I'm from. "Germany", I said. His fat wife came from behind giving me a mean look. "Whatcha doin?", she asked her husband. "Just telling this girl she's pretty. She's from Germany." "And you from Africa. So what?" And so they leave arguing.

This video was shot at Venice Beach: